Who Wants to be a Millionaire – Oddboard Version!
Host: The question is… What is the compound formed when electrically combining elements Exizyme and Deoxynitrate? Is it…
A: The OJIASDOIAWJDONAOSDNOINASD compound?
B: An umbrella?
C: Exinitrate?
D: A compound?
Contestant: Ahhhh, it’s a pretty tricky question… I think I’ll go for… A. It’s my favourite letter.
Host: A? Is that you’re… FIIINAAL ANSWER?
Contestant: Actually it’s B.
Host: You’re sure this time?
Contestant: D!
Host: Why don’t you go a little lower?
Contestant: …B?
Host: Higher.
Contestant: D.
Host: You already said D. Lower. Just a little.
Contestant: A hybrid of D and B?
Host: Yeah and what do you get from that?
Contestant: ….DB?
Host: COUGHCOUGHCOUGH*C*COUGHCOUGHCOUGH
Contestant: C! C!!!
Host: THAT IS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!!
Contestant: YEAH! GIVE ME SOME OF THAT! YEAH!
Host: Next question..
What is the compound formed when electrically combining elements Exizyme and Deoxynitrate? Is it…
A: The OJIASDOIAWJDONAOSDNOINASD compound?
B: An umbrella?
C: Exinitrate?
D: A compound?
Contestant: A for sure, dude..
Host: FOR THE SAKE OF MY MOTHER’S SANITY, IT”S C!
Contestant: IT’S C!
Host: AND YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT! YOU HAVE $500,000 NOW! DO YOU WANT TO KEEP ON PLAYING?!
Contestant: I’LL KEEP ON PLAYING!
Host: VERY WELL! THE LAST QUESTION!
Your wife makes you dress up as a teletubbie! Is the teletubbie..
A: Tinkie Winkie?
B: Thor, the god of thunder?
C: Richard Nixon?
D: A jar of almonds?
Contestant: Hmmm… It’s just a crazy question… It could be anything… I’d say… D, a jar of almonds?
Host: Is that your FINAL answer?
Contestant: Yes that is my final answer.
Host: I’ll ask you one more time is that your FINAL answer?
Contestant: No, I’ll change it to Tinkie Winkie.
Host: Oh, alright then. So you’re final answer is Tinkie Winkie, well… I’m so sorry that’s your answer. It’s such a shame you came all the way here to WIN $1,000,000!!!
Contestant: OHHHH MY GOODNESS!
Host: Now, we have a special surprise for you! We have a $2,000,000 prize! But you have to answer this question! It’s a trick question!
Contestant: Oh boy!
Host: Is this answer to this question,
A which is B?
B which is C?
C which is A?
D which is D?
Contestant: Oh my gosh… I think I’m going to have to think this one through… I think I’m going with A.
Host: So you’re going with B?
Contestant: No I’ll go with C.
Host: So you’re base answer was B but actually you were with C
Contestant: I’ll take D on this one.
Host: Are you sure? There’s an extra answer.
E which is a jar of almonds.
Contestant: No more almonds, D was D right?
Host: Yes.
Contestant: I’m going with D!
Host: Are you sure?!
Contestant: No I’ll go with A!
Host: Are you sure?!
Contestant: No I’ll take C on this one! C wasn’t A right?
Host: No it wasn’t!
Contestant: Then I’m taking A!
Host: So A! A is your final answer!
Contestant: YES!
Host: So basically your final answer is Richard Nixon?
Contestant: B it is!
Host: Are you sure?!
Contestant: Wait E was a jar of almonds wasn’t it?
Host: Yes it was!
Contestant: And A was B right? I’M TAKING C!!!
Host: SO THAT IS YOUR FINAL ANSWER?!
Contestant: YES!!!
Host: Well, I’m sorry to say you’ve wasted all our time here by choosing B………………………………… BUT YOU WON 2 MILLION DOLLARS WOOADOSIDNOWIADNONASDAOD!!!!
