Funny signs, labels and records.
Sign on New York express way:
ALL THOSE IN FAVOUR OF CONSERVING GASOLINE, PLEASE RAISE YOUR RIGHT FOOT!
The safety sign:
SCHOOL AHEAD - GO SLOW - DON'T KILL A CHILD
Written underneath:
WAIT FOR A TEACHER
Sign above a rest-room hand dryer:
DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS
On a packet of nuts:
INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKETS, EAT NUTS
At a Barcelona travel agency:
GO AWAY
Outside a factory:
CLOSING DOWN - THANKS TO ALL OUR CUSTOMERS
In an Israeli butcher shop:
I SLAUGHTER MYSELF TWICE DAILY
Sign in an Italian bar:
TOPLESS BAR!
(But it turned out to be a bar without a roof)
In a supermarket:
WE'LL SERVE YOU FAST NO MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKES
A petrol station with a restaurant next to it had this sign:
EAT HERE, GET GAS!
On a New Zealand insect spray:
THIS PRODUCT IS NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS
On a string of China-made Christmas lights:
FOR INDOOR AND OUTDOOR USE ONLY
On a bag of chips:
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! DETAILS INSIDE!
On Nytol sleeping aid:
WARNING - MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS
These are actual medical records dictated by physicians.
By the time the patient was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.
The patient has no past history of suicides.
The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1983.
