Oddboard
Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Live Luxuriously!

Have too much money that you have no idea what to spend it on? No worries, Oddboard shows you the finest variety of everything that a rich person should blow all his money on.

For example, the most expensive pens in the world! The cheapest of this collection is… $1300 US! The most expensi
ve is $845000 US!

The V2000 Pen of Justice

The coolest pen you’ll ever see. Comes equipped with a holder for bandages and medicine. The Pen of Justice has a built in stun gun and mini dagger for self defense purposes. It even has a little motion/brainwave detector that will detect people with hostile intentions in a 50m radius and will warn it’s user. ($6500 US)




The N39 Pen Phone

It’s just a normal phone. With an ins
talled pen. ($575000 US) (No photo)

The PEN-IS-6900.

Has a disposable, environmental-friendly container for convenient excreting of waste. Also serves as a reusable *coughcoughcoughcondomcoughcough*. Also contains a perfume guranteed to
attract women’s attention. Lasts 2 years. ($250000 US) (Explicit Mature Themed Photo - Not Allowed)

Pen-da

Contains a voice box that says PANDAPANDAPANDA everytime you shake it. ($315000 US)




Pen-Friend V2.19

Contains an Omni-Sensor that will be your personal friend. You may select what kind of friend you want, whether the O
mni-Sensor’s personality will be that of an angel or that of an arsehole. You can talk to it like you talk to another human being. The Omni-Sensor has a shit load of exabytes installed into it. It has the ability to direct waves of energy ito your heart, making you feel high without the bad effect of drugs. It has the ability to turn the pen invisible for fun. The Omni-Sensor was the cost of SIX atomic bombs. SIX. And scientists implemented it into a pen. What geniuses. ($1200 US) (No photo - It's invisible)

Super Pen

Guess what’s so special about the Super Pen. Yes, you guessed it. It’s a BALLPOINT PEN! ($845000 US)





Most expensive restaurants in the world.


Café La Shit

Normal people are not allowed to eat in this restaurant. This restaurant is reserved for only the richest people of the world. A simple appetizer of mushroom soup should cost you around $525.99. But that’s because it’s not normal mushroom soup. It’s soup made of SHROOMS. Search it on the internet if you don’t know what a SHROOM is.
Casa del Nuts

A plate of peanuts would cost you $59 US here. These are extra salty peanuts – you must have a drink of water with them. Water is not complimentary around here, you get it for $6.50 per 10ml.

Oddboard’s Eatery

Yes, this is our personal restaurant opened for commercial reasons! Forget about complimentary water here, every step on our antique carpet would cost you $54500 US. And 99 cents.

The most expensive houses in the world.

The Lancaster Shire of the Kings



Currently for sale. ($34.5million US – that’s $34500000)

Cottage in the Woods


Currrently for sale. ($9999999 US)

A House



Currently for sale. ($650 US - thats... $650 US)


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