Wedding Of The Year!
Singapore actor and actress Christopher Lee and Fann Wong are gearing up for two weddings. Their first is a movie production, starring Christopher Lee as "The Bad Boy" and starring Fann Wong as "The Good Girl". A part of the script has been released to give fans an idea of what it would be like.
[The Good Girl is having a sip of tea at the local coffee shop]
[The Bad Boy sidles up to her and starts making loud retarded noises]
The Bad Boy: I like I like I like I like! This I know! And I like! Ooh Aah!
The Good Girl: Sorry, but my mummy said never to talk to strangers.
The Bad Boy: Well, I just came to ask if you liked air conditioners.
The Good Girl: I LOVE THEM! THEY'RE SO COLD.. AND NICE.. AND COLD!
The Bad Boy: I FEEL EXACTLY THE SAME WAY!
The Good Girl: Seems like we have so much in common. I don't even know your name, but let's get married anyway.
The Bad Boy: Yeah baby.
[The two take a nice walk in the park several months later]
[The Good Girl trips and falls flat on her face]
The Good Girl: OOOOOOOWWWWWTTTCCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!
The Bad Boy: OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH!! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!? ARE YOU HURT?!?! DID YOU LOSE ANY BLOOD?!? IS THE BABY OKAY?!
The Good Girl: The baby's fine. I just tripped, that's all. Nothing much.
[The Good Girl gets up]
The Bad Boy: Oh alright. Let's go then.
[The Bad Boy trips and falls flat on his face]
The Good Girl: OH MY GOSH!! ARE YOU ALRIGHT??!?! ARE YOU HURT?!? DID YOU LOSE ANY BLOOD?!?
The Bad Boy: I'm okay. And my baby's okay too.
The Bad Girl: Your baby?
[The Bad Boy strokes his fat stomach]
The Bad Boy: Yep, I feel him now. He's okay. Ow, he just kicked me. Bad baby.
[The Bad Girl stares, pukes, and then faints]
The Bad Boy: OH MY GOSH! ARE YOU OKAY?! DONT TRICK ME!
[The Bad Boy leans down to carry her to the hospital]
[The Bad Girl suddenly whips out a knife and...]
This is the of the released part of the script. As you can see, it is filled with romance, comedy and action! It will hit the cinemas next year.
The second wedding is one they are truly having together. Much to the delight of the fans and paparazzi, they are cooking up a huge storm with this very publicized wedding, but it is believed to be only a publicity stunt to boost their careers.
Why do we believe this? Fann Wong suddenly got 15 movie deals in a single day. She only accepted one to do next year: The Gay Little Princess and The Fugly Little Beast (R21 FOR SURE). Christopher Lee also has received many movie deals, and he has also accepted one: Cinderella's New Boyfriend, (Rated G. LOL.)
Fann Wong says this wedding will be very very very grand. She has already announced that all the famous people will be attending, including a big bulldog to scare away unwanted guests. Well.
