Friday, October 31, 2008
Killer Balloon Wanted!Lisa, a 23 year old, was visiting her in-laws, and she stopped by the local supermarket for some groceries. Then she got into her car, opened the windows and took a nap. She was then seen holding her hands at the back of her head and closing her eyes for almost an hour.
A customer who had been at the supermarket for a while became concerned, and walked over to the car to ask Lisa if anything was wrong. She responded that someone had just shot her in the back of her head, and she was holding her brains to keep them from falling out. The customer immediately called the paramedics, who ordered her to step out of the car. She refused to remove her hands from her head, or her brains would drop out, until the paramedics discovered that she was holding a wad of bread dough at the back of her head.
It seems that a balloon had exploded from the heat, making a noise like a gunshot, and a bit of bread dough had landed on the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the soft and sticky dough, and thought that it was her brains. Lisa also happens to be blonde.
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Logos gone rather wrongMegaflicks is a video store, but their sign implies something a bit different. Perhaps they shouldn't have capitalized it.
The Kudawara Pharmacy. What kind of logo is that?!
Arlington Pediatric Center. What a sick father.
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Nobody messes with KarninarbuchaocheeborngkaosaiAlthough in his 80s, Mr Karninarbuchaocheeborngkaosai is not a man to be laughed at. He had earned his first black belt at the age of 3. By the age of 10, he was beyond belts. By the age of 21, all his teeth had dropped out and his hair was a plate of white, and all his muscles had grown weak. That was because his parents had kept him on steroids till the age of 15.
At the age of 25, his hair suddenly turned a shiny black again, and his muscles and teeth returned. He had become young again. He claims that it is the special Shao Lin Shit potion that he had created, rejuvenating his health and restoring his strength, although we believe he had another dose of Type-D steroids.
Now, even at the age of 86, Mr Karninarbuchaocheeborngkaosai is the first to achieve the Pink Belt. With the Pink Belt, he is allowed to strike people with the "Death Touch" rumoured to kill a man in one blow. He teaches other small kids how to do the "Death Touch", but that has led to disastrous results when one 7 year old managed to kill her mother, maid, father, brother and sister. He has not repeated the lesson.
Mr Karninarbuchaocheeborngkaosai lives in a small cardboard box by the Hakim Roti Prata shop. He says: Living in confined spaces builds character.
Mr Karninarbuchaocheeborngkaosai also eats 15 packets of fries a day. He says: Eating super-fattening fries builds character.
Mr Karninarbuchaocheeborngkaosai also has UH HUM 3 hours a day with his 23 year old wife. He says: It builds character. It's healthy too.
Karninarbuchaocheeborngkaosai also brushes his teeth with a metal spoke and uses bubble gum as tooth paste, and uses sugar water to rinse his mouth. He says it builds character.
Tomorrow is his birthday. He's going to get a new supplement of Type-D steroids. Lucky him.
